Tuesday, December 06, 2005

A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights

Those of you who know me well know that two of my favorite things in the whole world are:
Christmas music and Country music!!
So imagine my delight when I discovered that my satalite radio is offering the best of both worlds. 24 hour, commercial free, country Christmas carols.
Why I am just tickled silly.
So yall don't feel left out I included a sample below:

Merry Christmas from the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night o' holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

4 Comments:

At 11:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had to have made that up.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Blog Dog said...

I wish I had...ohh I wish I had!

 
At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you wouldn't need a dead end job for a bankrupt company if you could write songs like that. dammit!

 
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOO MUCH READING MATTERIAL IN THIS DAY OF over information.

Maybe you should invent a VOICE BLOG so we could just sit back and listen in HAPPINESS..........!

 

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